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Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Blog redesign?Thinkin' about it. I still love the design that I have, but a redesign may help me with getting back in to the blogging habit/spirit. Stay tuned my nizzles, changes may be imminent. By the way, we tried the Magna Rice King last night. It was pretty goddamn good, and watching the poor spastic fuck at the register was fun. We thought we were going to see the glass door get smashed there, because of the insane wind. Some stupid cunt walked in and didn't close the door all the way. The door went flying open and I think another customer managed to get enough of a hand on it to stop it from smashing in to the window full bore. We got to show off our house to company tonight. Lorene's familia from out of town came over and we probably bored them (much like we probably bore everyone else) with non-stop talk about our animals. We can't help it. They're our pride and joy, even though sometimes they should probably get beat.
Monday, May 16, 2005
I am in hell tonight...My knee is fucked up, my back hurts, my leg is horribly jumpy, I have to piss about every 15 minutes, my brain isn't functioning right for lack of sleep, and my eyes desperately need a rest. This all spawned from not being able to sleep Sunday (other than about 3 hours), after a shift that had me up all night. I slept in Saturday until 11:00am, and that was the last good sleep I had. I am at 2 hours until my shift is over and I can go home and take some badly needed drugs. Eventually, I'll have some positive things to say about this weekend (because it was really good). But right now, I can only think about how miserable I am and how much I need to sleep.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Fast food employees=geniusesSo, about once or twice a week I go to a fast food restaurant on the way to work. I don't want to name names, but let's just say that Jennifer Hoffman once worked there. Every time I go, I order the exact same fucking thing...a large chocolate shake. I may or may not get mozarella sticks with it. Anyways, EVERY FUCKING TIME that I pull up to the drive up window, one of the stupid cunts inside tells me "I knew it was you"! ... ... I'm thinking, really? What gave me away? The fact that I order the same thing every time? The fact that you might come to recognize my voice through the speaker? Wow! That's fucking amazing! Maybe you're a clairvoyant! And if you knew it was me, then why do I have to ask for 2 marinara sauces every time I get the mozarella sticks? And don't get me started on sauce...
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Hello?Does anyone still read this? Well, I have to confess that I haven't read anyone's blogs in a month or two. How lame is it that I tried like hell to get everyone blogging and bailed? Answer: very lame. I've been preoccupied with other things and haven't been excited about my own blogging. I would like that to change. I'm going to start up again. If I can't sustain by blogging at least every two weeks, then the blog gets dismantled. I wish I would have been blogging all along, but the words don't flow for me like they did when I first started. I think it's because I have less gripes these days. I'm just too damn happy with certain things. Not to mention, (in the recent past) I didn't have a hell of a lot of time on my hands. Well, that's all changed now that I work the graveyard shift. I will have some time to blog and I'm going to take advantage of it. Tonight however, is my first night back from my weekend and I'm having a brutal time trying to stay awake. I can barely answer the questions that my customers are throwing my way from being so sleepy. But I will return soon.
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