DOUCHEBALL'S LAIR

DOUCHEBALL'S LAIR



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COMPLAINTS, MUSINGS, AND OF COURSE WISDOM FROM DOUCHEBALL HIMSELF! NO'MSAYIN'?
Contacting my sorry ass:

-aim: goatlipss1970-

My goddamn links:
-My Kitten-
-Boney Turd-
-Connie-lingus-
-Shane-
-Skattie (rest in peace)-
-My rateyour-music.com list-
-Yaccs (comments for your blog)-"

CD's frequenting my player, right about now
-Blood Or Whiskey "Cashed Out On Culture"-
-Kreator "Enemy Of God"-
-Korpiklaani "Voice Of Wilderness"-
-Templars "Omne Datum Optimum"-
-Pop Sickle "Pop Sickle"-

My current favorite quote:
"Where did all this dumb-ass Sammy Sosa thumping-your-chest, kissing-your-fingers, flashing-the-peace-sign nonsense come from? What's that stupid shit all about? Geraldo does a variation on it. It strikes me as pretentious, meaning-less, pseudoreligious bullshit"

~George Carlin


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Sunday, October 26, 2003
 
Here's the story...

So, Lorene alluded to a story about me in the last blog entry she made on my behalf. Here's what happened:

So, we have a customer who calls in frequently. His first name is Dick. He's a Texan, and he sounds almost exactly like Hank Hill from KING OF THE HILL. Well, I do a little impersonation of him around the office, to amuse myself and others. One of my leads (not really a boss, but he is in a position of some authority) wanted to hear me do my impersonation one morning, a couple weeks ago. So, as I'm walking over to the printer one morning, he yells across the office at me: "Hey Dylan, how 'bout a little Dick to get my morning started off right". I stopped dead in my tracks, cocked my head, and yelled "WHAT"? Soon, there was a bit of nervous laughter from everyone that heard this, and I nearly fell down, I was so stunned. Suddenly, an expression of horror came over his face, as he realized what he had said. He then went in to explanation mode, speaking a million miles an hour, trying to cover....but the damage had been done. Now, whenever he comes over to my desk, I ask him if he needs me to get his morning started out right.




Thursday, October 16, 2003
 
Yes, I know

Scott's blog is all fucked up. You may have noticed that mine and Lorene's was, as well. I fixed those tonight, and will go in and fix Scott's sometime within a week or two. It's due to the switch from AT&T to Comcast. Scott's page is still linking from my AT&T links that I built in to his template. His is gonna take a while, since I linked so many pictures. Sorry.




Wednesday, October 15, 2003
 
Yep, it's Lorene again. Dylan is doing great. He has had some time off with his folks being out of town and has been relaxing. He has also been giving some "Dick" to his boss at work. Maybe he would like to explain that to all of you......