DOUCHEBALL'S LAIR

DOUCHEBALL'S LAIR



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COMPLAINTS, MUSINGS, AND OF COURSE WISDOM FROM DOUCHEBALL HIMSELF! NO'MSAYIN'?
Contacting my sorry ass:

-aim: goatlipss1970-

My goddamn links:
-My Kitten-
-Boney Turd-
-Connie-lingus-
-Shane-
-Skattie (rest in peace)-
-My rateyour-music.com list-
-Yaccs (comments for your blog)-"

CD's frequenting my player, right about now
-Blood Or Whiskey "Cashed Out On Culture"-
-Kreator "Enemy Of God"-
-Korpiklaani "Voice Of Wilderness"-
-Templars "Omne Datum Optimum"-
-Pop Sickle "Pop Sickle"-

My current favorite quote:
"Where did all this dumb-ass Sammy Sosa thumping-your-chest, kissing-your-fingers, flashing-the-peace-sign nonsense come from? What's that stupid shit all about? Geraldo does a variation on it. It strikes me as pretentious, meaning-less, pseudoreligious bullshit"

~George Carlin


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Sunday, April 27, 2003
 
There's more...

on Freudian Slop. I just put up the photos of Scott's headstone. Brace yourself. It's perfect. And if you're anything like me, it will hit you like a ton of bricks to see it. Everything that I hadn't been feeling (at least not as much) for the last couple of months has now flooded me again. One more milestone in the grieving process...




Sunday, April 20, 2003
 
Just in case

you haven't been to Freudian Slop in a while, there is a new entry from Scott's friend, Asian Bastard (can't remember his real name). Another testament to our beloved neurotic, who could see so much hope and potential in everyone but himself...

Thanks for the thoughts, AB.




Thursday, April 17, 2003
 
Update

So, the Ministry concert ended up being a hell of a lot of fun. The religious protesters were a gas. Can you imagine being that fucking retarded? I can't imagine that you could ever convert someone by screaming at them on the street (except maybe someone terribly desperate or mentally handicapped). All that can do is piss people off. In my case, I was highly amused. As always, things like this make me more convinced that religion deserves only my hostility, or preferably, total lack of acknowledgement. Ministry didn't play "Burning Inside" or "Lay Lady Lay", which surprised me. But other than that, they were outstanding. And we saw Danielle Schaffermeyer there, who I hadn't seen since high school.

What is up with guys who are always spitting (other than the guys who chew tobacco)? Any ideas?

So Jeff, since the Jazz and Kings are matched up in the playoffs, does this mean you're gonna be rooting for the Jazz for the first time in your life?

Did anyone have the perverse curiosity to watch the finale to "Married By America"? I watched the last half hour. How hilarious was it to see these dipshits shot down at the altar? That's what you fucking get for going on TV to find your partner for life. Jackholes...

Thankfully, tax season is essentially over for us. How stupid do you have to be to wait until April 15th to take care of your taxes or make your IRA contribution? Every year, it's the same bullshit parade of panicked dumbshits that I deal with.

Now, I have my Dad's birthday to look forward to. I'm going to Wendover for an evening of gambling with the folks and my aunt. Guess I should get prepared for some of them sweet tunes my Dad will have prepared for us on the way out.
Everybody's singin' and truckin', truckin'
Everybody's swingin' and fuckin', fuckin'
Truckin', fuckin', truckin', fuckin'
Everybody's doin' it now

Yeah.
Maybe I'll buy me a Gameboy Advance before the trip.