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COMPLAINTS, MUSINGS, AND OF COURSE WISDOM FROM DOUCHEBALL HIMSELF! NO'MSAYIN'? ~George Carlin
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Monday, December 30, 2002
And I quote:
"The New Orleans Saints have been the biggest disappointment in the NFL. They have all the killer instinct of Barney" Heh, heh, heh. How Janet deluded herself in to believing the Stains were going to the Super Bowl this year is beyond me. Raidas, on the other hand, have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Excellent (you can say this excellent either Wayne and Garth style or Mr. Burns style, btw). RAIDAS! RAIDAS! RAIDAS!
Wednesday, December 25, 2002
Merry Xmas
From me at my work. Yeah, it sucks. But it's better than hanging out with crazy grandma and the rest of my extended family. This is a shitty Xmas anyway. It's probably just as well that I'm here making some cash. Xmas Eve was pretty fun. I got to be with Lorene, my folks, and my favorite (if sometimes annoying) aunt. We did the usual dinner, gift exchanging, and chatting. Nothing feels right this year, however. Things just aren't the same. I did get some nifty presents. Lorene got me a new jacket, Fellowship Of The Ring extended DVD, and lots of other fun stuff. She also made me the most perfect divinity I've ever tasted. My folks gave me a huge gift certificate to Ultimate Electronics so that I can get some nice new speakers in my Vue, and also gave me a pile of good CD's that I specified from the Virgin Megastore. I am also looking forward to this day being over with. I do get to see Lorene tonight when I go to visit after work. That should be a bright spot for today. I do have kind of a Xmas bonus today. I'm working with a really cool guy today who used to work at my former employer. I never got to know him very well before today, and he's truly one of the coolest people I've ever met. He's a quadraplegic guy who performs the job better than most of the rest of us. Fascinating to talk to with an awesome sense of humor. I'm glad I wasn't stuck here with some douchebag today.
Sunday, December 22, 2002
One of the many reasons I love her so...
I'm sure you've already read that Lorene's little kitty Squeaky was put to sleep Saturday morning. He was a truly adorable little guy, and I wish everyone could've seen him. It's very unfair that this one was taken away from Lorene. She put so much work in to this baby, and poured her heart and soul in to him...the kitten that you could hold in the palm of your hand (and Lorene has itty bitty lil' hands). She gave him a mommy for it's last week of life. She also rescued him from dying in absolute misery at that awful fucking pet store. She tuned in to that animal's pain uncannily. When we walked in to the store, I just thought it was an obnoxiously loud kitten and didn't really pay it any mind. Lorene knew it was suffering terribly and would come back the next day to take it home with her. If there was any possibility of saving this kitten, Lorene would have done it. I am so proud of her for that. What a beautiful human being. I can't imagine what us 2 animal lovers are going to do in the same house with no parents to say "no more pets". Every animal with a sad story is going to end up with us.
RAIDAS! RAIDAS! RAIDAS!....oh, and btw...BENGALS! BENGALS! BENGALS!
That's all I really have to say about that. No need to go in to more record setting by Rich Gannon. Oh, one other thing, for all those interested....because of this loss to the most losing team in the NFL, the Saints may not even make the playoffs! Hmmm...too bad, so sad. All this after I had talked about how ashamed I was about my trash talking on this blog...
Friday, December 13, 2002
My blogging blows lately...
I've always tried to amuse with my blogging, as I'm not a particularly philosophical person. I don't have a mantra. I don't have any deep insight in to life. I completely lack in spirituality. I'm not intellectual, at all. As of late, my blogging has consisted of football smack talking. My humor has been weak, at best. Please forgive me. I'll try to get out of this funk. I'm having a bit of a difficult time lately. I'm not in the Xmas spirit at all this year, which is very unusual for me. Hopefully, Lorene's willingness to shop with me and spend time doing Xmassy things will get me there. Maybe the get-together Saturday will help me. Maybe it could fucking snow! Xmas really sucks without snow. If nothing else, I always have fun Xmas Eve with my folks and Lorene. I will hopefully at least be able to garner some holiday spirit by then. I'm also ornery this week, because I'm dieting. I hate dieting with all of my heart. But I have to. Let me list my reasons: 1- I'd like to give Lorene something decent to look at. 2- I would love to go swimming again someday. 3- I dread sitting in booths at restaurants. 4- I wear about 4 or 5 of the same outfits all the goddamn time, thanks to not being able to fit in to my closet full of clothes (well, I can fit in to the closet, but not the clothes themselves). 5- My legs chafe. 6- I'm constantly pulling on my shirts in hopes that I can hide my tubbiness. 7- I have no self esteem because of it. 8- I broke a goddamn chair that I sat in at Alexander's in Denver. I can't take that humiliation again. 9- I get winded doing easy shit and I sweat when it's hotter than 80 degrees from just sitting around. 10- I can't reach my nuts any more (that's a joke, but I dread cutting my toenails these days) I attended my company's holiday party this evening, which was actually funner than expected. It was at the Skybox in the Gateway. They let us purchase unlimited gaming for 10 bucks for the evening. I tried the boxing game that I had heard so much about, and I am now sore. It also winded me after the first round. I would love to have one of those in my house. It was a fuck of a workout. It was also entertaining to watch my co-workers get wasted. I am just a festering shitbag of negativity lately. Not in a good place mentally, right now. I'll get over it. I've got tomorrow with Lorene, after all :-)
Sunday, December 08, 2002
RAIDAS! RAIDAS! RAIDAS!
Raidas win again!!! And Rich Gannon sets a record for 10 games of 300+ passing yards in the season, with 3 more (admittedly tough) games to go! And, the Raidas take 1st place in the AFC! Yes, Janet, I can see why you think they suck. Unfortunately, the Baltimore Ravens rolled over for the Stains, as well. Nice to see the Patriots win today, BTW. Music: "In Nomine Sathanas" by Venom
Tuesday, December 03, 2002
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